Excerpts from a note sent home from school:
"...rattlesnake head (in a small jar), was missing after the P.T.O. sponsored [presentation]..." [how do you lose a jarred rattlesnake head?]
"...the fangs may still have venom and the chemical in the jar is not one to share with children." [but you may enjoy it a bit yourself?]
The note gives instructions to share with your child regarding the dangerous nature of the missing object, phone numbers to call if the jar is spotted or if you require additional information, and assurances that all teachers have thoroughly checked their classrooms and custodians are on High Alert for suspicious looking or unidentifiable jars. At least it wasn't another copy of the Peanuts Kill note.