"Mama, my teacher would like you and Daddy to come to school on Friday, May 30th. She's having a Parent Appropriation Breakfast! And you don't have to bring anything! Can you come?"
Chris and I look at each other quizzically. "A Parent Appreciation Breakfast," I venture? Chris smiles.
"Yes! And I get to serve you! Well, everything except the hot coffee - you can help yourself to that."
"We'd love to come," we assure him, "It will be great!"