19 June 2006

We interrupt this school day...

Periodically, a notice will come home from the elementary school informing us of a potential danger in the neighborhood - a bear, a person sighted too often where they shouldn't be, peanut butter sent to the school. Today's note bore the news that the Police were called on Friday to remove a person found "sunbathing in an inappropriate manner" on the back fields at the school. The notice contains an apology that we were not told on Friday (the timing was such that a message was not able to be crafted before dismissal) and an assurance that no one was in danger at any time during the incident or arrest. I think I'm more disturbed about the bear than the topless sunbather. To the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever been killed by an angry boob...

3 comments:

Rob said...

Killed by an angry boob might be a great way to go.

Epiphany Alone said...

Maybe the topless sunbather smothered herself in peanut butter?

john said...

We've got bear problems around here, too. Well, one bear. That, to me, is a problem. And the police refuse to do anything but "follow him." I guess they would shoot it if it got itself into a bad situation (like, say, a schoolyard). I've told them twice now that if I see it on my property again, it's going to die looking like a pincusion from all the arrows I'll put in it.

Note: Police do not respond well to comments like that.

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