We interrupt this school day...

Periodically, a notice will come home from the elementary school informing us of a potential danger in the neighborhood - a bear, a person sighted too often where they shouldn't be, peanut butter sent to the school. Today's note bore the news that the Police were called on Friday to remove a person found "sunbathing in an inappropriate manner" on the back fields at the school. The notice contains an apology that we were not told on Friday (the timing was such that a message was not able to be crafted before dismissal) and an assurance that no one was in danger at any time during the incident or arrest. I think I'm more disturbed about the bear than the topless sunbather. To the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever been killed by an angry boob...