- Number that gave chase: 1
- Number that made a horrible crunch: 2 (Location of crunchy spiders: Web-commune installed under the heels of my blue pumps. I wore blue Birkenstocks instead which was less unprofessional than having spider-shoe flashbacks during meetings (sorry, Buddha).)
Number of kibbles Pixie missed her water dish with yesterday: 11
- Number of ants who found the cat food: 31
- Number who lived to tell their friends: 0 (For the record, Method spray cleaner (grapefruit or lavendar) works much better as an ant spray than Lysol. Method drops them in their tracks, Lysol just makes them wet.)
Number of days until my boys get home: 3
Number of days until WTHS 2006: 1!!!!!!!!!!