Me: I've had to change the bank password AGAIN. Do you care?
He: Are you dead?
Me: Not yet.
He: Then, no.
She: You guys didn't show up for the party! Are we shunned?
Me: *sigh* *eyeroll* Hampers flew at heads, walls were pounded, loud bad words...
She: Everything ok?
Me: In the end, sure.
She: *conspiratorial grin* Glad you didn't come, then. By the way? I'm TOTALLY using this as an object lesson for my kids.