Slouching Mom has solicited my input on the definition of Real Moms.
Real Moms don't mind if the neighbors use their children as lawn jockeys now and then:
With everyone else staring at the kids, Mom gets a few quiet minutes for herself!
Epiphany, OMSH, SpiceGirl, Fraukow...are you game? Navilyn? How about a Real Dad's perspective? Kristin at The Mom Trap started this one and details are here if you need more to go on.